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November 29th, 2005
03:02 am - Browk Thanksgiving was all right. Nothing special. Met my sister's hamster Savage. Cute little devil, but well, quite the devil.
Spent some "quality time" with mommy-dearest. Went shopping (I have pants!) and saw Harry Potter. Fuck that Daniel Radcliffe has gotten hot. I mean what? Also, am I the only one who thought he looked a bit like a Beatle?
Holy fuck I saw so many movies over break. Harry Potter, The Deer Hunter, Apocalypse Now, The Big Lebowski, and Full Metal Jacket. Not bad for four days. Would have watched Wild Strawberries but I ran out of time. Then today I watched Duck Soup and Animal Crackers (both Marx Bros.). I am in love with Harpo, I've decided. Sam watched Animal Crackers and she concurs on the hotness of Harpo. She liked it when he was running about in his skivvies.
Had flights going in both directions delayed by a couple hours. That sucked hardcore. And it took forever on each end for Supershuttle to show up. On the way back though I did meet a some cool guy whose name may or may not be Fen. Though the first person who asks if there will be any Frenning gets punched in the face. I get enough crap over Bren as it is. Now all I need are friends named Ken, Len, Ven, and Xen. Well, in a strange roundabout sort of way, Xren has already happened and ceased to be.
Oi.
I have to rejoin the land of the living tomorrow/today. Fuck.
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November 18th, 2005
03:04 pm - ARGH I got into all the classes I wanted, so at least that's that.
But now my fucking bank wont accept my paycheck. They're like "we're sorry, we're a Chase-Manhattan. You's a Bank One" WTF? IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING. Go on, go to www.bankone.com. Look at the upper left hand corner. What does it fucking say? Look at the upper right hand corner? What does THAT fucking say? Put it together! CHASE-MOTHERFUCKING-BANK ONE.
So now I have a little less than $40 in my checking account, which I need to get home on Tuesday, and a check for a couple hundred dollars that I need to pay for shit like uhm...eating. But I can't get to it. FUCK. Current Mood: pissed off
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November 15th, 2005
10:17 pm - Things I need to buy but currently cannot afford: A FALL COAT: necessary for NYC fall. A WINTER COAT: aboslutely necessary for NYC Winter SNEAKERS: my feet grew just enough to make my converses uncomfortably small. fuckers. TIME: Don't have enough. Gah. NEW JEANS: my favorite pair of jeans broke. Yes, they broke. How the fuck clothes break I have no idea, but they are broken such that the fly does not stay zipped for more than 3 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK?! UNDERWEAR: 90% of current pairs have holes in them DISH SOAP: ours is so watered down now that it does pretty much squat SOCKS: my feet are cold NICE WORK CLOTHES: Something to wear on meeting days INSTANT TELEPORTATION DEVICE TO OHIO: life sans Ben gets harder every day
I need my paycheck. GWAR.
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November 8th, 2005
12:51 am - Possible Spring Semester Schedule M O N D A Y 2:00-3:55, Colloquium for Craft of Visual and Dramatic Writing II with Elizabeth Diggs 5:00-6:10, Recitation for The World Through Art, Writing the Essay 7:00-8:15, Lecture for The World Through Art, Writing the Essay
T U E S D A Y 11:00-12:15, World Cultures: China
W E D N E S D A Y 10:00-12:45, Forms of Drama II with Martin Epstein 1:00-3:15, Craft of Visual and Dramatic Writing II with Mary Gallagher 5:00-6:10, Recitation for The World Through Art, Writing the Essay
T H U R S D A Y 11:00-12:15, World Cultures: China 12:30-3:10, Craft of Visual and Dramatic Writing II with Mary Gallagher
F R I D A Y 11:00-12:15 Recitation for World Cultures: China
What does this mean? Well, it means Wren is giving up her three day weekend, but then again, due to having a job, it no longer existed anyway. It also mean Wren only has to wake up once a week for a 10:00 class. Everything else is 11:00 or later. Also, note the night classes. This means more time for Wren to work and make money. I work better at night anyway, so perhaps I'll actually pay attention. Also less likelihood of sleeping through class, which I am so fond of doing. Urgh. That way, if I sleep through anything, it'll be work. And I can handle getting fired, I cannot handle failing out of college.
What you guys think? Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Hanson // Madeline (that's right, bitches, Hanson)
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November 2nd, 2005
03:56 am - Melodrama I hate it. And now I'm paranoid that everyone I live with hates me.
I mean, I finally get everything sorted and figured out, and BAM! Bullshit comes flying at me from every direction. I mean, I finally have my frosting eating date with Dan and all is fine, and then I come home and everything falls apart.
You think I'd at least get some sort of appology. I don't feel like I'm wanted here. I'm not like everyone else and I know that, but never have I felt like it's been so much of a problem as I have now.
It's not my fault. I'm sorry. I don't want to do this anymore. Current Mood: hurt
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October 29th, 2005
08:56 pm - Things Batavia, Illinois is Famous For: The National Particle Accelorator at FermiLab Bellevue Place, the mental hospital Mary Todd Lincoln went insane Had first U.S. windmill factory Rebuilt Chicago after Chicago Fire using Batavia limestone Moosehart
...and we have buffalo! or bison! whatever the fuck those things are. Current Music: SS // The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us!
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October 18th, 2005
08:22 pm Click here. Take the quiz. Post your results. ( See gardsmyg's results. )
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October 1st, 2005
06:00 pm - You know you are a real New Yorker when.. Something you said shows up on Overheard in New York.
Chick: He was not really completely gay. Guy: What was he, then? Chick: He was more just completely fabulous. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Talking Heads // Sugar on my Tongue
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September 25th, 2005
11:04 pm Made macaroni and cheese with Cary today. Kinda fucked up the macaroni but that's okay. Was worth it for the pure entertainment that Cary is. I promised him that I would give him more macaroni when I make it again and don't fuck it up. Perhaps part of the fucking uppage was due to his evil skim milk. Skim milk is the devil, dammit.
Bought the most delightful hat in St Mark's Place yesturday. It was glorious. I've been wearing it pretty much since then. It's quite adorable if I do say so myself. Andrew and Harry are fans.
Mugen ate David Bowie again today. What the shit is that? Why does my computer keep eating David Bowie? I think it has something against Davids since it ate both David Byrne and David Bowie earlier this month. Le sigh. Least David Tao has been left alone so far. And at least David Bowie is easily replacable. David Byrne though is a bitch. Nobody seems to like his solo-genius. Sure, everyone has early Talking Heads, but nobody has his solo stuff. Dammit, I need Elsbeth back on the network so I can rip it off from her.
Cary should have it but he's a whiney bitch about his iTunes. Finally started sharing today but by the time I got back to my room to go steal me some Byrne his limit was up. What the hell? The boy has good music taste though, I'll give him that. And he does have some pretty keen facial hair. Huzzah.
What else? I fucking HATE Writing the Essay. It can suck my ballz. Current Music: AC/DC // You Shook Me All Night Long
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September 24th, 2005
01:14 pm Boys are silly, this is what I have decided. Really. Why do all the weird ones fall in love with me and follow me around like lost little puppy dogs in a very stalkeresque manner? Why can't I ever have normal stalkers? Fuck.
I need to stop being so paranoid about things. I've also decided that. It's weird. For the first time in my life I dont have a guy majority in my friends circle. And where are all my gay men? I mean, I have some, but not nearly as many as I've always had.
This shit is fucked yo. Everyone thinks I need to get laid. W.T.F.? Grrr.
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September 19th, 2005
03:06 am - Her name was Rio... I can't sleep. First time I've had trouble in this city. It may stem from the fact that there is a weird boy sleeping in my room who has been banging my roommate like no tomorrow all weekend. I'm not bitter, I just think it's funny when she asks me for condoms. Why I possess all the condoms in our room I'm entirely unsure of, but the fact of the matter is that the Frisbee O' Condoms lives on my shelf.
I'm in love with this city. I promised my mother I wouldn't walk around alone at night, but it's one of my favorite things to do. All you have to do is keep your head up, son, and look confident. I can be one sassy ass motherfucker but if you look like you know what you're doing, no one will fuck with you.
I feel like I've finally found my home. Interlochen was wonderful and I felt so alive there, but here....here I feel like I'm myself. I'm nobody and everybody all at the same time, which is exactly what I have been looking for my entire life. The buildings make sense, the streets make sense, the ebbs and flows the crowds make sense. This is a city that functions on my logic, not anyone else's.
And I love it because I can be poor and still eat like a king. Fuck fast food. Back in suburbia that was all I could afford. If you go to the right places...you can get great falafel for $2.00 and 5 (count em!) garlic knots for a dollar. People who pay $3.50 for a slice of pizza are chumps. And yet everytime I go out with friends, that's where we end up. Bah!
New York City was supposed to be the meanest, baddest city. That's what everyone told me. Funny. Everywhere I go there are smiling people, having a good time, bumming around and being happy. Everywhere I go there's live music playing. Can ya dig it? Jazz in the park, guitar ballad on Macdougal, trash drums on Houston. I love it. If you play your cards right, Jesus Freaks will give you free packs of gum, and hippies will give you flowers. I love The Village.
My favorite game so far: walking until I get lost and then finding my way home. Who needs to exercise when you have New York City as your playground? I think Tuesday I shall play and then skip off to meditate on Bowery with Ethan.
I belong here. Belonging is such a nice feeling. Current Mood: chipper
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September 18th, 2005
08:25 pm - Not really an update Oh my dear, dear friends who have scattered like the leaves of the winds...I have lost so many of you.
And I would like to find you all!
Could everyone pretty please comment with their mailing address, email address, and possibly their phonenumber? I'm screening the comments so no one else shall see them.
I shall update later. Now tell me where you all are. Go.
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September 1st, 2005
03:11 pm - Double Major So livejournal ate the post I made last night. Eh, whatever.
I'm happy because my academic advisor, Janet, gave her blessing on my double major plans. She sad I had one of the best freshman year schedules anyone could get. I was scared to tell her about my film/tv dreams, but when I did she said 'it'll be hard...' and I told her I was crazy with work and she said 'I can see it in your eyes, your beady little focused eyes. You'd be fine with it. You have the determination, the mind set, the ambition. I can tell, you can do whatever you want in life. Anything. You could run a small country if you wanted to. Tell your mother that.'
She said we'll talk in spring and we'll set it up. She'd make it happen. I'm so excited. And that was even before I told her my credentials. She said I would have absolutely no problems with getting my double major.
And I think I am in the right place. Janet thinks I am too. I'm a writer. There were a few moments where I thought perhaps I should have just done straight up film/TV, but I was right all along. This is the place for me. My advisor said I was in the department for all of the right reasons. I think I'm going to thrive.
I'm happy. Content. Excited. Interlochen was home, but I think NYU and NYC are going to be home too. Current Mood: really fuckin' ecstatic!
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August 20th, 2005
02:57 pm - More of a reminder to myself If you have not seen Jan Svankmajer's Dimensions in Dialogue (or Moznasti Dialogu in the original Czech), I command you try as best as you can to see it. It took me over a year to track down the title of the most amazing piece of stop-motion animation I have seen in my life. But I finally found it.
It is one of my favorite shorts of all time. It's on the VHS Alchemist of the Surreal and the DVD Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer.
Believe me, it is possitively amazing. It's the only short that has made me cry. If I had the spare cash to buy the DVD, I would. First thing I'm buying myself when I have a steady job. Honest. Current Mood: jubilant
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August 15th, 2005
03:04 pm - I am no longer who you thought I was. Woke up obscenely early for me (7:30) and took a shower. Agonized over what to wear for court before saying screw it and throwing on some jeans and a tshirt. Drove to the county courthouse with my mother. I successfully got through the damn metal detector without having anything confiscated! Yay!
My case was called first at 9:05, even though I wasn't scheduled until 9:30. I handed the judge the proper documents, he glanced over them, and signed me into legal existence. My old identity has fallen away from me and from its ashes my new self has risen.
I am not that little girl anymore. Not the one who stopped growing up at nine. She has been clinging desperately to this body, trying to preserve the idea of her identity, but I'm free of her now. I am no longer bound to her little girl handwriting, her callous name calling, her joy of confusing the masses.
I am finally myself.
Legally yours, Wren Edward Roberts Current Mood: giddy
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August 13th, 2005
04:16 pm - Die Motherfucker So two days ago I was walkin my dog. And a wasp landed on me. And stung me. ON THE FUCKING ELBOW.
It hurt so bad. I was crying for an hour because it just hurt so much. I even took advil, if that's any indication on how much it hurt. I mean, I'm no pansy, but that really hurt. I mean, the elbow is probably one of the worst places to be stung. The only places worse I can think of are back of the knee, between your fingers, and between your toes. But then again, heroin addicts shoot up in all those places so it can't hurt too much there.
My arm is still sore and my elbow still stings a bit. And itches. But holy dying Jesus, Batman, I haven't been in that much pain in a long time...if ever. Even getting that wart frozen off the bottom of my big toe was a walk in the park compaired to this. That mosquito that flew into my eye and was so gracious enough to leave its wings glued to my cornea? A pile of feathers! My head being smashed into a brick wall followed rapidly by blacktop? Jolly good time. Splitting my lip open on the street? Sign me up again!
It hurts. :( Current Mood: ow, motherfucker! Current Music: Rilo Kiley // Science vs. Romance
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August 9th, 2005
07:39 pm Sadness is what you feel when you finally realize how crippled your music collection is after a harddrive failure months ago. Sadness is what you feel when you realize all your dancey music is gone. When your computer eats David Bowie for no reason.
Sad. Current Mood: sad Current Music: Deerhoof // Sound the Alarm
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August 7th, 2005
04:22 pm - I am a Badass. Went to a swinging party at my best friend's house from 2nd grade until 9th grade. Not only did we overflow her hottub, but we uh...pitched three tents. It was kinda sad. Only half the people who said they'd be there showed up, and all but 4 people bailed on spending the night.
And there were no drugs at all. And the drinking didn't start until we were in the tent at 4:30am. We had a glow in the dark shot glass that was obscenely bright. I had my first taste of alcohol. A quarter shot of Kahlua. I know. I'm such a badass.
I win! Current Mood: sleepy
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July 25th, 2005
03:53 pm - Hmmm...COTA can suck my left nut. So I'm in Columbus. It took quite a bit of hassling to get from the airport to Ben's place of work, and then finally his place of residence. He was going to pick me up, but he didn't. So I got to hop in a taxi and be like "ahhh! I need to go to North High Street!" And after turning the wrong way a couple of times, we finally ended up at The Loft Violin Shop where Ben was waiting for me. He was a bit surprised to see me hop out of the cab wearing a miniskirt. Oh well, a girl can't really travel if she can't manage in a miniskirt. Call it practice for New York.
Decided to take the bus back to the Ohio State University campus. He's staying in a huge grey building with pillars that seem entirely unnecessary, right across the street from main campus. His studio is decently sized and I can actually walk on the floor without freaking out! All the Buckeye stuff though is seriously freaking me out. It is scary to the max.
We had excellent icecream the first night I was here down past Hudson. 20 minute walk because the fuckin bus never came. The bus finally zoomed past us 5 minutes from the place. Grrr. It was evil. The only time the bus has really worked for us is when we went to Blockbuster (finally saw Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Great movie, I must say). Otherwise it's been sketch. We went to Steak N Shake though last night just in time to eat milksakes and fries whilst watching Family Guy. Huzzah!
And now I'm alone in this apartment since he is out working. Le sigh. If I knew Bernard or Pete's number, I might even venture a call to them. Maybe. Maybe.
PS. Columbus fails as a city. Current Mood: calm
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July 18th, 2005
07:16 pm - Ugghhhh I deffinately just woke up after sleeping for about 15+ hours straight.
I'm still sleepy. :(
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